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Psychotic Rant

Journal Entry: Wed Mar 15, 2006, 5:45 AM
Dear Pilgrim,

I think you are very beautiful. If you open your mind, I'm sure God can find a place in his heart to forgive you. But only if you are prepared to accept that you are a sinful, infectious pox on humanity, and that your existence is fundamentally flawed. I think we should meet.

My house is on the purple prairy, beneath the green moon just right off James Street. I proposed that you stumble upon my dwelling at approximately 1930 hours on the 15th of August in this, the two thousandth and sixth year of Our Lord. Ring the door bell three times, turn and urinate on the verandah, then take three steps toward the letter box and scream "TAKE ME, I AM YOURS!" twenty seven times to signal your homecoming.

The sky is falling, little hen. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Cower in the shadow of the clouds as they decend and brace yourself for the end of the world.

All my love,

Rosemary Cartier

xx

PS. Visit [link] -

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 24
  • Current Residence: Here
  • Interests: Doll Mutilation, Aggressive Art, Nudity, Sacrilege, Obscenity
  • Favourite movie: Amadeus, Fear & Loathing, Donnie Darko, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Kenneth's Hamlet
  • Favourite band or musician: Marilyn Manson, Mozart, Kurt Cobain, Rachmaninov, Creedence, blah blah blah
  • Favourite genre of music: Too many
  • Favourite artist: Ralph Steadman, Brett Whitely, Emma Gita
  • Favourite poet or writer: Browning, Oscar Wilde, Marquis de Sade, Hunter S. Thompson
  • Favourite photographer: -
  • Favourite style of art: Pop Art, Abstract, Surrealism, Romanticism
  • Operating System: Linux
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Shell of choice: Crab shells, please
  • Wallpaper of choice: Lickable
  • Skin of choice: Human
  • Favourite game: Russian Roulette
  • Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman
  • Personal Quote: What are you doing in my house?
  • Tools of the Trade: Hammer, blowtorch, paint, glue gun, adhesives

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Devious Comments

~smite-them:iconsmite-them: Sep 12, 2006, 9:02:00 PM
:licking:

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it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder
~LMCopsey:iconLMCopsey: Sep 12, 2006, 6:15:49 PM
thanking you kindly for the watch madam :P

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mop theatre music - [link] - go visit and listen :P
~Karlinka:iconKarlinka: Aug 27, 2006, 7:14:09 AM
haha jesus your gallery is awesome, i have to watch you!
~Transmit-and-Receive:iconTransmit-and-Receive: Aug 3, 2006, 6:37:51 PM
You have a fantastic gallery.

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hideously human
~smite-them:iconsmite-them: Apr 19, 2006, 6:02:46 AM
Trippy

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it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder
*neeth1um:iconneeth1um: Apr 18, 2006, 8:41:04 AM
oh wow... i was Ur 666th page view ;)

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I dig my toes into the sand
The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds
Strewn across a blue blanket
I lean against the wind,
Pretend that I am weightless
And in this moment I am happy....happy

I wish you were here...
*neeth1um:iconneeth1um: Apr 17, 2006, 6:14:45 AM
WOW thanks so much for doing the :+fav: thing... a couple times ;)

:worship: :heart:

Excellent!

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I dig my toes into the sand
The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds
Strewn across a blue blanket
I lean against the wind,
Pretend that I am weightless
And in this moment I am happy....happy

I wish you were here...
~ThisIsNotAMissile:iconThisIsNotAMissile: Apr 15, 2006, 5:15:38 AM
danke muchly for the :+fav: ;)

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Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace

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And instead of a mouth, it has four arses.
=flynfreako:iconflynfreako: Apr 14, 2006, 9:49:48 PM
ty for the fav! :dance:

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:star:Cleaned my gallery! Re-fav over there -> ~flynfreakoarchives :star:

Most men would kill the truth if truth would kill their religion."
- Lemuel K. Washburn
~derffie:iconderffie: Apr 10, 2006, 2:09:35 AM
Oh comm'on! use the wonderfully rancid, yet fertile mind of yours! Imagine what could be done with a pair of tights, two wire coat hangers and a large tub of vasaline!!!!!

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Fumar perjudica gravemente su salud y la de los que estan a su alrededor.
~smite-them:iconsmite-them: Apr 5, 2006, 8:08:41 PM
with

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it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder
~derffie:iconderffie: Apr 5, 2006, 11:55:52 AM
certainly, with or without a orifice first?

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Fumar perjudica gravemente su salud y la de los que estan a su alrededor.
~smite-them:iconsmite-them: Apr 5, 2006, 5:06:23 AM
list them all immediately

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it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder
~derffie:iconderffie: Apr 4, 2006, 8:31:02 AM
I have a 1001 uses I can think of for a shoe stretcher, none of which are painless.

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Fumar perjudica gravemente su salud y la de los que estan a su alrededor.
~terryt68:iconterryt68: Apr 4, 2006, 7:27:01 AM
Thanks for the Faves!

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"The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. "

Support Admin for the most rockin' club on DA ~Death-Chicks

Hey look, buy a print [link]
Terry Turner
After6 Photography
after6photos.com
~hazeymaiko:iconhazeymaiko: Mar 20, 2006, 5:19:41 AM
Thank you very much for the favourite! Weeee! :floating:
~smite-them:iconsmite-them: Mar 19, 2006, 8:52:07 PM
Thank you!!! :)

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it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder
~contessa-miseria:iconcontessa-miseria: Mar 19, 2006, 3:14:51 AM
503 now. :)

Thanks a lot for yer support :)

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Dr. Lilian Thurman: The search for God is absurd?
Donnie Darko: It is if everyone dies alone.

Forgive my weird english. Now.
~derffie:iconderffie: Mar 19, 2006, 2:44:07 AM
502 by my counting......
Still Thanks on the faves, Do we seem to be verging down darker paths my dear?
Not that I mind, and long as its not too bumpy a ride......

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Fumar perjudica gravemente su salud y la de los que estan a su alrededor.
~shmuu:iconshmuu: Mar 19, 2006, 2:19:16 AM
~smite-them
Rosemary Cartier
is a Pop Artist
is Female
is a deviant since Jan 6, 2006, 2:48 AM
has 500 pageviews
is located in Australia
is online
is currently :devilish:

Congratulations on 500 pageviews! :hug::smooch:
~derffie:iconderffie: Mar 17, 2006, 12:49:42 AM
My dear, I am greasing the funnel as we speak........

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Fumar perjudica gravemente su salud y la de los que estan a su alrededor.
~smite-them:iconsmite-them: Mar 15, 2006, 9:00:15 PM
Yes pleaaaaaase!

Nothing like a bit of faux forced feeding.

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it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder
~derffie:iconderffie: Mar 15, 2006, 8:04:31 AM
LOL!!!! bound hands and spoon fed?

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Fumar perjudica gravemente su salud y la de los que estan a su alrededor.